We got worms
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
A how to guide
Giving pets worm medicine
Our dog:
Dose= 2 pills
Find dog: Here Willow, here Willow
Dog comes
Sit
Pill #1 wrapped in cheese (American)
Place pill in dog’s mouth
Dog drops on floor
Eat your treat Willow
Dog eats pill disguised in cheese
Repeat
Our cat:
Dose = 2 pills
Day 1 Find cat: Here Pounce, here Pounce
Hmmm, doesn’t come/no surprise
Search house: sun-porch, living room, basement, bedrooms – success, sleeping on my pillow (gross)
Hold cat in one arm and attempt to put pill in mouth
Tries to bite and scratch, spits out pill, hisses, runs
Day 1 Plan B
Husband, daughter, and friend home
Find cat: Same scenario, now sleeping on chair
Person 1: Hold cat in left arm securing his front legs with left hand and prying open mouth with right hand
Person 2: Hold onto back legs
Person 3: Pop pill into cat’s mouth and massage it down his throat while person 1 holds mouth shut
Person 4: Back-up
Cat tries to bite and scratch, spits out pill, hisses, repeat attempts at reinsertion result in foaming at mouth, more biting, injury to person 1 as person 2 drops back legs, eventual failure and cat runs off – person 3 swearing profusely at cat and vowing expulsion from household
Day 2 Plan C
Crush pill in food bought especially to delight cat (Fancy Feast tuna medley supremo)
Find cat: Hiding under bed
Isolate cat with food in laundry room
Shut door
Check on in 1 hour to ensure food consumed
Fast forward: one hour, no progress
4 hours, still no progress
Cat looks hungry/annoyed but won’t eat, purrs for kibble
Go to bed
12 hours, still no progress
Cat looks very hungry/more annoyed but won’t eat tainted pill food, purrs loudly for kibble, rubs against ankles
Go to work
20 hours, still no progress
Cat looks pissed, ears back, hissing now, really wants kibble, tries to bite ankles
Go to bed
36 hours, tainted pill food still untouched
Cat is ready for action, bolts out the door hissing when opened, ears back, eyes black, hair raised
We are scared and open door to outside, cat runs out, beware small animals there is a predator on the loose!
Dog eats tainted cat food and later vomits
Husband discovers on way to bathroom during the night
Day 6 Plan C
Drive back to vet for more pills
Find cat: He came inside eventually, figuring we have regained our sanity and will feed him his normal kibble
Wrap cat in large towel making sure he is securely swaddled and that all 4 of his legs are firmly strapped down
Person 1: Place on kitchen counter and hold cat tightly in the towel with left arm- prying open mouth with right hand
Person 2: Help to press down cat wrapped in towel to kitchen counter – wipe cat’s mouth foam as needed
Person 3: Don welding gloves and pop pill into cat’s mouth holding mouth shut with other gloved hand
Person 4: Retrieve pill spit out onto counter and pass to person 3
Repeat until successful, we are resolved to succeed!!
Repeat with pill no. 2
Addendum
Apply antibiotic ointment and Band-Aids to person 1 who got bit by cat
Apologize to friend for foul language used while deploying plan
Search for cat who ran off into neighborhood shortly after taking pills
Get another dog?
Disclaimer
No pets were injured or abused during these procedures
We cannot say the same for the humans
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